this is my cat. he’s a pervert.

this is my cat. he’s a pervert.

this is leviticus. he’s wearing a bowtie because he’s a fucking gentleman.

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iggy von iggenstein brown being elvis.

i didn’t yank on his whiskers. he wasn’t hurt at all. it’s not animal abuse, it’s entertainment. cheap entertainment.

(Source: kurtsies, via snugglebubble05)

if anyone in southern california (la or oc area) wants this cat, he’s free unless you plan on using him for food or pussy fighting. yeah. that exists. he’s pretty small, super friendly, and just got the shit bathed out of him. not literally. there was no shit on him. or fleas. anyway, he’s clean, nice, small, and homeless so if you don’t take him, you’re a heartless cunt. not really, but still…

message me and i’ll drive his adorable ass to you. unless you’re far. then we gotta figure something out.

p.s. don’t google pussy fighting. that’s not the kind of activity i was talking about.

this is the bitch we adopted. his name is iggy von iggenstein brown, and he feels the need to sleep on someone at all times.

this is the bitch we adopted. his name is iggy von iggenstein brown, and he feels the need to sleep on someone at all times.

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my cat is a crotch pheasant who sleeps on crotches.

my cat is a crotch pheasant who sleeps on crotches.

bbychild: YOU GET THAT FUCKING BRAT, KITTY

bbychild:

YOU GET THAT FUCKING BRAT, KITTY

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but i have promises to keep
and miles to go before i sleep
and miles to go before i sleep
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