Sometimes my friend buys makeup and doesn’t even open it, so she gives it to me and this is what I do with it.

Sometimes my friend buys makeup and doesn’t even open it, so she gives it to me and this is what I do with it.

I was going through old photos and found these from one of the times I met Drunk Rob Pattinson. I found it amusing how how looks so composed in the one he posed for, and in the other he just looks like Creeper Von Drunkpattz.

tinydragongina:

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She had a big heart, big enough for both of us. Had to be. I wasn’t even human when we first met. I never expected that to change. She reached out and found something I didn’t even know was there. She never hurt anybody, she was innocent. And she died a brutal death and I can’t fix it. But I know I have to try, here in Miami with the people who knew her, who cared about her, and who loved her. Like I did. 

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holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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Came in this morning and had this on my desk. Either my coworkers are great people or it’s poison and someone wants me dead.

Came in this morning and had this on my desk. Either my coworkers are great people or it’s poison and someone wants me dead.

iwillmindfuckyou: im going to get this tattooed on me

iwillmindfuckyou:

im going to get this tattooed on me

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recoverylifeandcats:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

it looks magical…i want it.

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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I heard my sister crying as she fought with her fiancé so I got out of bed, put on some Beavis and Butt-Head boxers, put my bra on over my Pink Floyd shirt, and walked into the living room. She looked at me and started crying harder. I left and now they’re okay and watching Family Feud.

My diet logic

“It’s okay, I’m going to the gym.”

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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Jack Gleeson - Good Guy vs Evil Guy

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