• I know it's still a year away, but is anybody else considering GISHWHES 2015?
  • I'm already in dude.

cumberbatched-inthe-tardis:

So I went to the bookstore in town with a couple of friends and came across this little gem

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Friend 1: WTF
Friend 2: *dies laughing*
Friend 3: OMFG READ IT READ IT

So I started reading it out loud

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WHAT

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oMG 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And then thE FUCKING ENDING

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juST

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I bought this book for my sister when she had my nephew and it has actually put the little shit to sleep. It’s a legit sleepy-time beddy bye book.

(via godiszombie)

I get so excited for work to be over on Saturday because I can come home, take a nap, and not do anything fun or exciting because I’m too tired so I sit in my room eating cereal and watching movies I’ve seen 80 times before.

lelogan:

all i want is fanfiction movies

(via winchestersaremyweakspot)

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: mrchompers, via estebanjulioricardodelarosa)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via intheendtheydie)


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