So I went to the bookstore in town with a couple of friends and came across this little gem
Friend 1: WTF
Friend 2: *dies laughing*
Friend 3: OMFG READ IT READ IT
So I started reading it out loud
And then thE FUCKING ENDING
I bought this book for my sister when she had my nephew and it has actually put the little shit to sleep. It’s a legit sleepy-time beddy bye book.
I get so excited for work to be over on Saturday because I can come home, take a nap, and not do anything fun or exciting because I’m too tired so I sit in my room eating cereal and watching movies I’ve seen 80 times before.